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The Constitution of Dad, It's Fine
The Preamble
We, the wearers and embracers of Dad, It’s Fine, in order to form a more sarcastic union, make sense of the nonsense, celebrate our questionable life choices, promote the art of controlled chaos, provide for emotional support apparel, and secure the blessings of “don’t be mad” to ourselves and future generations, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Fine Nation.
The Articles of "Fine"
Article I – Fine Is a Lifestyle
Article II – The Right to Call Dad (or Dad Energy)
Article III – Emotional Support Apparel
Article IV – Controlled Chaos
Article V – The Fine Print
Article VI – Membership
Article VII – The Household Name Clause
Bill Of Rights
Amendment I – The Right to Declare Fine
All members may declare “I’m fine” at any time, in any situation, with or without supporting evidence.
Amendment II – The Right to Call Dad (or Dad Energy)
Members may call, text, or summon a dad, father figure, or person with dad-level wisdom for any reason — from car trouble to life crises to “how long can sushi sit out?”
Amendment III – The Right to Emotional Support Apparel
Hoodies, tees, and hats are to be worn for everything from Zoom calls to grocery runs, emotional breakdowns, thanksgiving dinner and first dates.
Amendment IV – The Right to Controlled Chaos
Members may maintain the delicate balance of looking put-together while actually running on caffeine, luck, and sarcasm.
Amendment V - The Right to Snack Therapy
Brunch, ice cream, late-night snacks, and emergency takeout are valid and protected coping mechanisms.
Amendment VI – The Right to Panic, Then Proceed
Members may spiral for 3–7 minutes before composing a chill reply like “lol no worries!”
Amendment VII– The Right to Cancel Plans
Flaky behavior is allowed once per week, provided you send a “love you though!” follow-up text.
Amendment VIII - The Right to Be Delulu
Delusional confidence, romantic projections, and imaginary scenarios are valid forms of optimism. Dream big, babe.
Amendment IX - The Right to Choose Comfort Over Cute
Messy buns, oversized hoodies, and sweatpants with mysterious stains are officially recognized as fashion-forward.
Amendment X - The Right to Pretend You Know What You’re Doing
Members may bluff confidently in all areas of adulthood. YouTube tutorials and dad calls are not just allowed — they’re expected.